








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1629 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 265 matches | ||
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,277 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15055 | 29% |
| Smokes | 15562 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8439 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 12221 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,741,612 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 250 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bambi | 38% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bambi | 38% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bambi | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bambi | 121 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dog | +0.86 | 46 | 63 |
| #2 | bambi | -3.59 | 47 | 51 |





