








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1130 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1897 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1160 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1276 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $533,745 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | senordame | 51% | 162 |
| #2 | Skye | 49% | 148 |
| #3 | PeAKing Duck | 44% | 138 |
| #4 | AbsenceOfWarmth | 33% | 36 |
| #5 | Ajp98 | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Skye | 49% | 148 |
| #3 | PeAKing Duck | 44% | 138 |
| #4 | AbsenceOfWarmth | 33% | 36 |
| #5 | Ajp98 | 25% | 12 |
| #6 | brochi | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skye | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | PeAKing Duck | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | senordame | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeAKing Duck | 297 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Skye | 265 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | senordame | 212 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | AbsenceOfWarmth | 32 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | brochi | 15 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brochi | +4.16 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | senordame | +1.09 | 45 | 45 |
| #3 | Skye | +0.32 | 59 | 51 |
| #4 | PeAKing Duck | -0.11 | 41 | 56 |
| #5 | J A W $ H | -0.62 | 42 | 53 |





