








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 266 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3043 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3042 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2084 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2431 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,075,537 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | geirii-.- | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Zac Scoutfron | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | Jolli ♰ | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Gríslingur | 58% | 74 |
| #5 | Acc1 | 58% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Bleslindur | 56% | 18 |
| #10 | Icemodai | 55% | 20 |
| #11 | Bradolf Pittler | 53% | 34 |
| #12 | PoopSlinger69 | 53% | 93 |
| #13 | a | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Acc1 | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | PoopSlinger69 | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Gríslingur | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Sevenup | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Silence | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jolli ♰ | +2.65 | 48 | 77 |
| #2 | Acc1 | +2.24 | 63 | 61 |
| #3 | Sevenup | +1.98 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | Bradolf Pittler | +1.87 | 61 | 59 |
| #5 | Zac Scoutfron | +1.29 | 59 | 60 |





