








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 761 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2641 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3530 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2799 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2662 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,186,778 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JayVe | 83% | 29 |
| #2 | LynVingen | 73% | 40 |
| #3 | bumleBee | 72% | 39 |
| #4 | ☜Argento☞ | 64% | 56 |
| #5 | Cyres | 61% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | bumleBee | 72% | 39 |
| #4 | ☜Argento☞ | 64% | 56 |
| #5 | Cyres | 61% | 23 |
| #6 | El_Cubano | 60% | 35 |
| #7 | Rincon | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☜Argento☞ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | LynVingen | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | bumleBee | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | El_Cubano | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rincon | 70 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | LynVingen | 50 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | El_Cubano | 50 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | JayVe | 40 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Cyres | 32 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JayVe | +5.29 | 60 | 47 |
| #2 | olafmeister | +3.36 | 71 | 71 |
| #3 | El_Cubano | +0.32 | 46 | 66 |
| #4 | ☜Argento☞ | -0.01 | 48 | 39 |
| #5 | Rincon | -0.27 | 82 | 68 |





