








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 704 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 464 matches | ||
| Faceit | 391 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9457 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5819 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7263 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6107 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5969 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,919,966 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cataklyzmik | 55% | 125 |
| #2 | S&P 420 | 54% | 81 |
| #3 | Lawrence of Alabia | 51% | 70 |
| #4 | Simpleboo.com | 46% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cataklyzmik | 55% | 125 |
| #2 | S&P 420 | 54% | 81 |
| #3 | Lawrence of Alabia | 51% | 70 |
| #4 | Simpleboo.com | 46% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Simpleboo.com | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | S&P 420 | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Cataklyzmik | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Simpleboo.com | 376 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | S&P 420 | 232 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Cataklyzmik | 206 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Lawrence of Alabia | 77 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Simpleboo.com | +1.08 | 72 | 60 |
| #2 | Koji | +0.65 | 66 | 48 |
| #3 | Cataklyzmik | -0.02 | 67 | 45 |
| #4 | S&P 420 | -0.03 | 58 | 56 |
| #5 | Lawrence of Alabia | -1.06 | 56 | 32 |





