








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
895 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,516 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 592 | 24% |
| Smokes | 667 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 661 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 596 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $507,839 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arnur | 40% | 30 |
| #2 | 𝕵𝖆𝓎𝕵𝖆𝓎 𝕯𝕶 | 39% | 56 |
| #3 | Feller SήeaGev BBH4L | 39% | 96 |
| #4 | " TeamPleb"Grumpy | 38% | 82 |
| #5 | CHINAFANBOY | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arnur | +6.73 | 81 | 73 |
| #2 | 𝕵𝖆𝓎𝕵𝖆𝓎 𝕯𝕶 | +1.67 | 83 | 67 |
| #3 | DiLF_T | +0.02 | 52 | 49 |
| #4 | CHINAFANBOY | -0.12 | 74 | 25 |
| #5 | Feller SήeaGev BBH4L | -0.43 | 60 | 68 |





