








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 679 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 145 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,178 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5402 | 17% |
| Smokes | 9530 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 9128 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 7118 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,074,864 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mkilde123 | 47% | 81 |
| #2 | Falko | 45% | 56 |
| #3 | Shhhh | 37% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mkilde123 | 47% | 81 |
| #2 | Falko | 45% | 56 |
| #3 | Shhhh | 37% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mkilde123 | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Shhhh | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Falko | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shhhh | 136 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | Mkilde123 | 62 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Falko | 36 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shhhh | +1.18 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | Maffe | -1.21 | 23 | 66 |
| #3 | Falko | -1.22 | 34 | 52 |
| #4 | Mkilde123 | -1.77 | 22 | 68 |





