








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 980 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2536 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,116 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2561 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2066 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1949 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1540 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,098,595 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just_mato | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | Bend | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | 👑Scretchy👑 | 53% | 73 |
| #4 | Kubas. Jr | 36% | 28 |
| #5 | KubaS | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just_mato | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | Bend | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | 👑Scretchy👑 | 53% | 73 |
| #4 | Kubas. Jr | 36% | 28 |
| #5 | KubaS | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 👑Scretchy👑 | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Kubas. Jr | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | KubaS | 2 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 👑Scretchy👑 | 199 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Kubas. Jr | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Just_mato | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Bend | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | KubaS | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d.- | +2.12 | 73 | 69 |
| #2 | Just_mato | +1.36 | 60 | 39 |
| #3 | Bend | -0.01 | 40 | 29 |
| #4 | 👑Scretchy👑 | -0.50 | 51 | 65 |
| #5 | Kubas. Jr | -0.79 | 72 | 40 |





