








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
267 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8 | 1% |
| Smokes | 227 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 259 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 290 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $232,852 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nigggooo® | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | Cel36 | 41% | 17 |
| #3 | Chris | 39% | 31 |
| #4 | C_Hoernchen | 37% | 35 |
| #5 | JUPOX | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cel36 | 3 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | C_Hoernchen | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Chris | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | JUPOX | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nigggooo® | +5.22 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | Chris | +3.88 | 67 | 73 |
| #3 | Cel36 | +2.47 | 53 | 57 |
| #4 | C_Hoernchen | -0.90 | 28 | 47 |
| #5 | JUPOX | -1.27 | 41 | 44 |





