








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2185 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1301 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2331 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2581 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1932 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,232,148 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LzR- | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | xERRR! | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | k0llefar | 41% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LzR- | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | xERRR! | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | k0llefar | 41% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xERRR! | 3 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | LzR- | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xERRR! | 168 | 0.33 | 5 min |
| #2 | k0llefar | 163 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | LzR- | 81 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LzR- | +3.75 | 69 | 75 |
| #2 | xERRR! | +2.63 | 82 | 78 |
| #3 | Koryö^ | -0.57 | 53 | 58 |
| #4 | k0llefar | -0.74 | 36 | 68 |





