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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1437 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 204 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3642 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2342 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2263 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2340 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2101 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $302,962 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1l3x06 | 11 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Skoodjenny | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Ob1 | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Exzo | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Never_Alpha | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skoodjenny | 317 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | Ob1 | 268 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | 1l3x06 | 170 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Exzo | 76 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | PeRsOnNe - N1 | 76 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mou5tache | +2.72 | 73 | 51 |
| #2 | Exzo | +1.56 | 65 | 65 |
| #3 | Skoodjenny | +0.80 | 48 | 47 |
| #4 | 1l3x06 | -0.16 | 34 | 39 |
| #5 | Ob1 | -0.63 | 14 | 61 |





