








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
803 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 756 | 29% |
| Smokes | 842 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 633 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 418 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $110,498 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MorphiuM | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | C0mpyyy | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | ScRaF | 46% | 46 |
| #4 | LOM Triple L | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MorphiuM | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | C0mpyyy | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | ScRaF | 46% | 46 |
| #4 | LOM Triple L | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MorphiuM | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | ScRaF | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScRaF | 74 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | MorphiuM | 54 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | LOM Triple L | 18 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | C0mpyyy | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C0mpyyy | +10.62 | 97 | 66 |
| #2 | noukaHALUNKö^ | +2.31 | 88 | 65 |
| #3 | MorphiuM | -1.13 | 60 | 57 |
| #4 | ScRaF | -2.31 | 38 | 52 |
| #5 | LOM Triple L | -3.59 | 37 | 38 |





