








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1098 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 925 | 29% |
| Smokes | 820 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 745 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 699 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $134,414 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t3ns1on | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | Marix | 86% | 7 |
| #3 | Dem0N | 83% | 6 |
| #4 | ✪ Pullox | 77% | 30 |
| #5 | KissShot | 63% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ✪ Pullox | 77% | 30 |
| #5 | KissShot | 63% | 35 |
| #6 | S I D N E Y | 62% | 37 |
| #7 | AYAYA | 61% | 38 |
| #8 | NATOR | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KissShot | 5 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | AYAYA | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | NATOR | 1 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | Dem0N | 1 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Pullox | 140 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #2 | KissShot | 48 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | t3ns1on | 28 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | AYAYA | 22 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Marix | 18 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t3ns1on | +8.47 | 94 | 68 |
| #2 | Marix | +7.25 | 81 | 49 |
| #3 | Dem0N | +5.59 | 91 | 65 |
| #4 | crushie | +4.83 | 83 | 77 |
| #5 | ✪ Pullox | +2.56 | 94 | 73 |





