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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 385 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1259 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,919 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1470 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1732 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1432 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1285 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $745,017 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papacito | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Juanito | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | AH | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | kbel | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Primal | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juanito | 427 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Papacito | 386 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | kbel | 264 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | AH | 132 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Primal | 94 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papacito | +2.04 | 75 | 54 |
| #2 | Juanito | +1.80 | 73 | 46 |
| #3 | AH | +0.32 | 54 | 46 |
| #4 | Primal | -0.65 | 67 | 50 |
| #5 | rektus | -2.03 | 48 | 48 |





