








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1249 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1412 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1764 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 865 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $942,659 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHOCLO | w0kz^ | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | bLackmamba | 62% | 50 |
| #3 | Lee Doo San | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | CHOCLO | DYLAAAAAAAANS2 | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | 👑Saenz👑 | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lee Doo San | +2.58 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | Dany | +2.14 | 72 | 72 |
| #3 | CHOCLO | DYLAAAAAAAANS2 | +1.99 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | CHOCLO | w0kz^ | +1.89 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | bLackmamba | +1.41 | 57 | 60 |





