








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,960 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3690 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3321 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2949 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1000 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $359,295 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pAuL | 122 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #2 | zCruSaideR | 103 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Miso | 97 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Alex | 96 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | simon | 94 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EUPHORiA | +2.44 | 84 | 76 |
| #2 | pAuL | +1.81 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | zCruSaideR | +1.71 | 81 | 67 |
| #4 | Fl0wCa | -0.59 | 81 | 58 |
| #5 | Alex | -1.05 | 64 | 59 |





