








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
40 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6 | 4% |
| Smokes | 41 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 34 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 56 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $16,550 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plazm | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | UpLinQ | 25% | 4 |
| #3 | Play Zone | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | OstE | 0% | 2 |
| #5 | Nikolaj | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plazm | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | UpLinQ | 25% | 4 |
| #3 | Play Zone | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | OstE | 0% | 2 |
| #5 | Nikolaj | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plazm | 1 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikolaj | 10 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| #2 | OstE | 6 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #3 | Play Zone | 3 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | plazm | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikolaj | +11.82 | 85 | 77 |
| #2 | plazm | +3.63 | 57 | 55 |
| #3 | Play Zone | -0.88 | 25 | 68 |
| #4 | UpLinQ | -1.87 | 44 | 32 |
| #5 | EcM4 | -4.45 | 23 | 22 |





