








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,021 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 250 | 24% |
| Smokes | 310 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 213 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 248 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $31,501 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skullz | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | chelo | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | try | 100% | 4 |
| #4 | noway | 80% | 10 |
| #5 | decenty | 75% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skullz | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | chelo | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | try | 100% | 4 |
| #4 | noway | 80% | 10 |
| #5 | decenty | 75% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noway | 2 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | try | 2 | 0.0323 |
| #3 | decenty | 1 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noway | 36 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #2 | try | 14 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| #3 | chelo | 8 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #4 | decenty | 7 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | skullz | 7 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skullz | +16.12 | 94 | 70 |
| #2 | try | +10.20 | 99 | 66 |
| #3 | chelo | +5.84 | 78 | 71 |
| #4 | decenty | +4.75 | 82 | 49 |
| #5 | noway | +3.34 | 94 | 67 |





