








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 301 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,676 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3469 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4555 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5633 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5019 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,521,472 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Kš„ššš¦š | 53% | 59 |
| #7 | DeaLer _ # 030 | 48% | 116 |
| #8 | twitch.tv | bomb4stic_ | 47% | 32 |
| #9 | šÆš»š®šŖš“š Kurdo | 46% | 52 |
| #10 | fliqs | 44% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNETSTARK | 436 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | k4z | 356 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | DeaLer _ # 030 | 338 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | N0KA | 330 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | Kš„ššš¦š | 126 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNETSTARK | +2.36 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | šÆš»š®šŖš“š Kurdo | +1.26 | 65 | 49 |
| #3 | N0KA | +1.21 | 80 | 74 |
| #4 | twitch.tv | bomb4stic_ | +0.86 | 70 | 59 |
| #5 | DeaLer _ # 030 | -0.00 | 68 | 70 |





