








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1018 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,458 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3450 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3940 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2604 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2464 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $658,180 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIN+ | 100% | 17 |
| #2 | z | 100% | 19 |
| #3 | GO A | 91% | 23 |
| #4 | 뚝딱이 | 89% | 28 |
| #5 | hoJe | 84% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Rabid | 75% | 20 |
| #12 | JuManterK | 73% | 26 |
| #13 | GangBang | 72% | 25 |
| #14 | kang | 68% | 19 |
| #15 | Rindaman | 61% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuManterK | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Geppetto | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | 오_갓 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | 뚝딱이 | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | MIN+ | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sexy | 271 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | 오_갓 | 212 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | 뚝딱이 | 127 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | JuManterK | 107 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | kang | 88 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 오_갓 | +4.10 | 91 | 61 |
| #2 | cooks | +3.54 | 84 | 71 |
| #3 | z | +3.45 | 87 | 64 |
| #4 | Geppetto | +2.84 | 77 | 61 |
| #5 | GO A | +2.51 | 86 | 51 |





