








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 445 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 218 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3928 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2157 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2594 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3190 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,258,493 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15510 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imagenius | 44% | 45 |
| #2 | pixlex | 42% | 128 |
| #3 | Meme Dreams | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imagenius | 44% | 45 |
| #2 | pixlex | 42% | 128 |
| #3 | Meme Dreams | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pixlex | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | imagenius | 6 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Meme Dreams | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imagenius | 186 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | Meme Dreams | 65 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | pixlex | 29 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imagenius | +2.97 | 69 | 26 |
| #2 | michael//prayforpeace | +0.44 | 38 | 48 |
| #3 | pixlex | -1.37 | 59 | 32 |
| #4 | Meme Dreams | -2.49 | 6 | 31 |





