








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 136 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2713 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,447 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2157 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2496 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1860 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1934 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,156,176 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Tikouly | 53% | 49 |
| #8 | S a h a a | 51% | 80 |
| #9 | Prunxi | 50% | 16 |
| #10 | Kop | 50% | 117 |
| #11 | Leakimmm !!!!!!!!! | 40% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leakimmm !!!!!!!!! | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | S a h a a | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Kop | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | K1T+ | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1T+ | +3.44 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | Prunxi | +1.29 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | S a h a a | +0.64 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | orion | +0.53 | 74 | 61 |
| #5 | jak0nil | +0.49 | 74 | 57 |





