








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
501 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,919 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 394 | 21% |
| Smokes | 572 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 399 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 554 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $165,959 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leowatafak | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | P1xel | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | SchlangeGoto | 49% | 41 |
| #4 | Elilas | 48% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leowatafak | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | P1xel | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | SchlangeGoto | 49% | 41 |
| #4 | Elilas | 48% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SchlangeGoto | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | P1xel | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SchlangeGoto | 71 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Elilas | 52 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | leowatafak | 19 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | P1xel | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leowatafak | +3.30 | 65 | 67 |
| #2 | P1xel | +3.12 | 66 | 48 |
| #3 | SchlangeGoto | +0.50 | 41 | 60 |
| #4 | NOMED | +0.45 | 45 | 46 |
| #5 | Elilas | -2.06 | 35 | 46 |





