








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1082 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 725 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1222 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1114 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1100 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $355,650 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dukzi | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | jaynarvi | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Willijakki | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | axelol | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Rasburger | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dukzi | 217 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Willijakki | 155 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Rasburger | 139 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jaapo | 137 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #5 | axelol | 95 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | axelol | +3.21 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | bruik | +2.59 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | Jaapo | +2.33 | 72 | 73 |
| #4 | dukzi | +1.49 | 75 | 71 |
| #5 | jaynarvi | +0.75 | 67 | 64 |





