








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1623 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 544 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 163 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5921 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,594 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6590 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8288 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 5114 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4602 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,339,676 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 395 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Limooza | 49% | 43 |
| #10 | Guru Glenn | 48% | 139 |
| #11 | cyber | 48% | 40 |
| #12 | Hyasinth | 47% | 43 |
| #13 | kASTA | 42% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BobbyB | +2.31 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | die.happy prawl | +1.62 | 73 | 75 |
| #3 | EtErNaLeuReキラー.90 | +0.98 | 66 | 76 |
| #4 | Guru Glenn | +0.95 | 85 | 83 |
| #5 | Limooza | +0.60 | 59 | 73 |





