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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
516 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,682 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 414 | 25% |
| Smokes | 346 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 456 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 466 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $239,850 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | giancarlofisichella | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | folyqa ~ lobotomy.pro | 60% | 50 |
| #3 | 911 | 51% | 39 |
| #4 | Krisz Rudi | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | CsörszÁdám | 49% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Krisz Rudi | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | CsörszÁdám | 49% | 39 |
| #6 | STECKER | 47% | 34 |
| #7 | potyorka | 43% | 23 |
| #8 | SZALACSI SÁNDOR | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | folyqa ~ lobotomy.pro | 6 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | 911 | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | CsörszÁdám | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | giancarlofisichella | 3 | 0.0111 |
| #5 | Krisz Rudi | 2 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 911 | 170 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | folyqa ~ lobotomy.pro | 169 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | STECKER | 64 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | CsörszÁdám | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | potyorka | 22 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | folyqa ~ lobotomy.pro | +3.36 | 87 | 59 |
| #2 | STECKER | +1.27 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | CsörszÁdám | +1.17 | 58 | 41 |
| #4 | SZALACSI SÁNDOR | +0.79 | 56 | 46 |
| #5 | grazu | +0.42 | 62 | 54 |





