








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5988 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4663 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2703 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2930 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $722,091 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sevo24 | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | Loobi | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | SneakyBcsgo | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | Zizou La Moula | 44% | 66 |
| #5 | K_Lio | 41% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sevo24 | +2.26 | 81 | 77 |
| #2 | Zizou La Moula | +0.33 | 65 | 49 |
| #3 | Loobi | -0.19 | 68 | 53 |
| #4 | oXidE- | -0.34 | 60 | 75 |
| #5 | SneakyBcsgo | -0.53 | 63 | 53 |





