








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,734 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 413 | 15% |
| Smokes | 940 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 764 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 617 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $694,520 of utility $266 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiWiGoesPr0 | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Seppo Salaperäinen | 61% | 41 |
| #3 | Pyssyh | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | Pastori | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | ✪diMEESio | 53% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪diMEESio | 238 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | Älälöö | 176 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | tony scott | 111 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Pastori | 70 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pyssyh | 65 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪diMEESio | +4.36 | 60 | 75 |
| #2 | tony scott | +2.35 | 49 | 74 |
| #3 | KiWiGoesPr0 | +1.39 | 61 | 74 |
| #4 | Pastori | +0.32 | 40 | 71 |
| #5 | Seppo Salaperäinen | -0.28 | 41 | 56 |





