








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 721 | 30% |
| Smokes | 664 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 702 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 346 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $708,745 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anti de sitter matter-1 | 87% | 15 |
| #2 | TYRONE | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | !mpulse | 52% | 75 |
| #4 | Pvt_Sapphire | 51% | 119 |
| #5 | Ghost Rider | 48% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anti de sitter matter-1 | +3.10 | 19 | 68 |
| #2 | Aftaab Bhai | +2.44 | 76 | 60 |
| #3 | TYRONE | +2.07 | 66 | 52 |
| #4 | ★$uCkeR92{RoRoNoA ZoRo}★ | +1.55 | 72 | 35 |
| #5 | !mpulse | +1.00 | 67 | 67 |





