








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2228 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,954 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2243 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2545 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1759 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2407 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $433,193 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | horizon | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | 115 | 53% | 195 |
| #3 | $ix | 52% | 211 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | horizon | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | 115 | 53% | 195 |
| #3 | $ix | 52% | 211 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $ix | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | 115 | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | horizon | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 115 | 421 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | $ix | 420 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | horizon | 72 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | horizon | +3.77 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | 115 | +0.25 | 67 | 64 |
| #3 | Ctrlaltdelete | -0.33 | 63 | 73 |
| #4 | $ix | -0.35 | 67 | 58 |





