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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1653 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1758 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1725 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1533 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1274 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $818,663 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slagorforth | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | Insidious | 51% | 45 |
| #3 | Shakyor | 50% | 64 |
| #4 | Waldo | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | Marcell D’Avis | 48% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marcell D’Avis | +3.21 | 70 | 88 |
| #2 | Waldo | +2.73 | 64 | 86 |
| #3 | Schmapy | +1.16 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | Slagorforth | +0.44 | 61 | 56 |
| #5 | LaSh | +0.21 | 72 | 47 |





