








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 584 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 332 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4684 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,462 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7824 | 48% |
| Smokes | 4143 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1271 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 3224 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,008,207 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1072 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RafaLeLe | 58% | 64 |
| #2 | SAITAMA | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | Seb | 40% | 25 |
| #4 | Ballı | 40% | 30 |
| #5 | treacH- | 37% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RafaLeLe | 58% | 64 |
| #2 | SAITAMA | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | Seb | 40% | 25 |
| #4 | Ballı | 40% | 30 |
| #5 | treacH- | 37% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | treacH- | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Seb | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | RafaLeLe | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | SAITAMA | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | treacH- | 154 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | SAITAMA | 122 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Seb | 101 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | RafaLeLe | 62 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ballı | 19 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seb | +1.01 | 62 | 61 |
| #2 | SAITAMA | +0.31 | 87 | 61 |
| #3 | B.U.G.I | +0.12 | 62 | 65 |
| #4 | RafaLeLe | +0.03 | 63 | 51 |
| #5 | Ballı | -0.71 | 62 | 59 |





