








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Faceit | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,637 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6023 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5080 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4373 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5161 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,433,964 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 262 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feNei | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | pr0°ChrexX | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/fil_frisbee23 | 48% | 50 |
| #4 | Alice ♥ | 33% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feNei | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | pr0°ChrexX | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/fil_frisbee23 | 48% | 50 |
| #4 | Alice ♥ | 33% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feNei | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/fil_frisbee23 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/fil_frisbee23 | 179 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | feNei | 165 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #3 | pr0°ChrexX | 120 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Alice ♥ | 35 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feNei | +5.88 | 71 | 81 |
| #2 | pr0°ChrexX | +0.71 | 37 | 71 |
| #3 | Jaray4 | -0.40 | 44 | 61 |
| #4 | Alice ♥ | -1.45 | 50 | 39 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/fil_frisbee23 | -2.40 | 47 | 66 |





