








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 402 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 381 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4162 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3235 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5842 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4924 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4246 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $955,847 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 243 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ĐΞΞz ИuTz | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | junk | 49% | 130 |
| #3 | Kona | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | GamerFultzy | 46% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ĐΞΞz ИuTz | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | junk | 49% | 130 |
| #3 | Kona | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | GamerFultzy | 46% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | junk | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | GamerFultzy | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ĐΞΞz ИuTz | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GamerFultzy | 100 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | ĐΞΞz ИuTz | 87 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | junk | 79 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kona | 24 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z1NC | +0.94 | 66 | 70 |
| #2 | ĐΞΞz ИuTz | -0.50 | 45 | 70 |
| #3 | GamerFultzy | -1.40 | 54 | 41 |
| #4 | junk | -2.49 | 31 | 53 |
| #5 | Kona | -3.01 | 31 | 35 |





