








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 863 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 723 matches | ||
| Renown | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 104 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,442 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10980 | 28% |
| Smokes | 10820 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10088 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7554 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,810,705 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thekenschlampe | 63% | 57 |
| #2 | SHEEN MACHINE | 53% | 111 |
| #3 | KOOPSTA KNICCA | 51% | 107 |
| #4 | 👌 | 51% | 143 |
| #5 | kid | 48% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kid | +2.98 | 76 | 68 |
| #2 | Thekenschlampe | +2.87 | 63 | 76 |
| #3 | KOOPSTA KNICCA | +2.73 | 80 | 66 |
| #4 | Pepper Roni | +2.18 | 81 | 61 |
| #5 | SHEEN MACHINE | +1.16 | 76 | 60 |





