








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 171 | 3% |
| Smokes | 2154 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 1471 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1597 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $991,766 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dafeqc | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Lover | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Stone in Focus | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | in0x | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Mikeh` | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | in0x | 229 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Dafeqc | 192 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Stone in Focus | 101 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mikeh` | 78 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | bb2k | 66 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mikeh` | +2.07 | 48 | 68 |
| #2 | Stone in Focus | +0.97 | 45 | 44 |
| #3 | bb2k | +0.86 | 59 | 42 |
| #4 | Dafeqc | +0.24 | 25 | 67 |
| #5 | Hugowatake Sanjuro | +0.16 | 58 | 28 |





