








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 669 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 422 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3002 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5155 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4398 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5232 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4039 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,255,021 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | M1xu | 46% | 28 |
| #8 | MikyliX | 43% | 28 |
| #9 | Tormentor | 36% | 28 |
| #10 | TaisteluTane | 33% | 33 |
| #11 | TITTAANIKISSA | 28% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c̶o̶c̶o̶♡ | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | buuSteri | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | veljaN | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | TaisteluTane | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | HAUKKA | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | veljaN | +3.19 | 73 | 78 |
| #2 | M1xu | +3.05 | 80 | 66 |
| #3 | MikyliX | +2.32 | 84 | 59 |
| #4 | HAUKKA | +1.96 | 71 | 44 |
| #5 | an actual chicken | +1.02 | 59 | 57 |





