








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1668 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1224 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2390 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1614 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1716 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $616,292 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Hami<3Konoe | 42% | 67 |
| #14 | EASY | 39% | 28 |
| #15 | |only3|-->Ðαđđy! | 38% | 24 |
| #16 | p-low | 37% | 27 |
| #17 | MΩGELYΛNER✘ﻝﮞ™ | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hami<3Konoe | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | FreeFrag | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Noobidoo | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | |only3|-->SoNGeNoOo2k | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Marshmallow ♥ | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hami<3 | +4.10 | 85 | 77 |
| #2 | Hami<3Konoe | +3.46 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | Noobidoo | +3.05 | 81 | 74 |
| #4 | DerStils | +1.92 | 75 | 45 |
| #5 | p-low | +1.37 | 66 | 60 |





