








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 651 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 134 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,883 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5594 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5005 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5738 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3546 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,422,509 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soviet_Squirrel | 57% | 159 |
| #2 | WIKAWIKA | 56% | 137 |
| #3 | Playnice | 54% | 352 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soviet_Squirrel | 57% | 159 |
| #2 | WIKAWIKA | 56% | 137 |
| #3 | Playnice | 54% | 352 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Playnice | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | WIKAWIKA | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Soviet_Squirrel | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Playnice | 797 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #2 | Soviet_Squirrel | 697 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #3 | WIKAWIKA | 337 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WIKAWIKA | +0.76 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | Soviet_Squirrel | +0.49 | 80 | 74 |
| #3 | Playnice | +0.18 | 65 | 69 |
| #4 | BadPlay3r | -0.19 | 71 | 64 |





