








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 698 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 371 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,425 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4862 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3094 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2992 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2477 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,222,170 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 650 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaY | 19 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | You&Me | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Cybrax | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | wlz | 5 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | Brezo | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | You&Me | 268 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | JaY | 238 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Cybrax | 131 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Brezo | 114 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | wlz | 92 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaY | +3.14 | 71 | 68 |
| #2 | wlz | +1.72 | 73 | 68 |
| #3 | You&Me | +1.64 | 81 | 66 |
| #4 | Cybrax | +1.10 | 58 | 60 |
| #5 | Storca | -1.06 | 53 | 64 |





