








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4895 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,235 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6863 | 52% |
| Smokes | 2248 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1824 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2300 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,829,128 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2066 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dog | 59% | 75 |
| #2 | hors | 57% | 47 |
| #3 | wavesz | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | prettyboy | 53% | 265 |
| #5 | senza dog | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hors | 221 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | wavesz | 96 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | dog | 75 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | senza dog | 75 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | prettyboy | 66 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wA Valle | +3.14 | 72 | 66 |
| #2 | wavesz | +2.54 | 67 | 60 |
| #3 | dog | +2.52 | 77 | 39 |
| #4 | hors | +1.85 | 59 | 69 |
| #5 | senza dog | +0.40 | 83 | 42 |





