








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1414 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 305 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,298 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2734 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3623 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2779 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3162 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,416,736 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | njay | 49% | 45 |
| #2 | Asap | 48% | 48 |
| #3 | cmill | 46% | 26 |
| #4 | LordGigapiller | 39% | 36 |
| #5 | Skam | 29% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | njay | 49% | 45 |
| #2 | Asap | 48% | 48 |
| #3 | cmill | 46% | 26 |
| #4 | LordGigapiller | 39% | 36 |
| #5 | Skam | 29% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asap | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | LordGigapiller | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | njay | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cmill | 140 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #2 | Asap | 112 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Skam | 104 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | njay | 78 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | LordGigapiller | 58 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i dont try | +2.82 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | LordGigapiller | +1.59 | 66 | 63 |
| #3 | njay | +1.03 | 85 | 68 |
| #4 | cmill | +0.65 | 66 | 70 |
| #5 | Asap | +0.29 | 66 | 65 |





