








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2781 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3271 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2914 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2735 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2719 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $694,990 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaketenRudi | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | fisteN | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | GuLL1ExTrEmE | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | Uncle Benz | 47% | 109 |
| #5 | ZidoHDx | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaketenRudi | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | fisteN | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | GuLL1ExTrEmE | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | Uncle Benz | 47% | 109 |
| #5 | ZidoHDx | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uncle Benz | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | GuLL1ExTrEmE | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | ZidoHDx | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuLL1ExTrEmE | 323 | 0.28 | 10 min |
| #2 | fisteN | 155 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #3 | RaketenRudi | 106 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | Uncle Benz | 101 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | ZidoHDx | 47 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuLL1ExTrEmE | +1.68 | 67 | 72 |
| #2 | RaketenRudi | +1.54 | 74 | 75 |
| #3 | ZidoHDx | +1.16 | 70 | 71 |
| #4 | sucukmeister | +0.45 | 58 | 74 |
| #5 | fisteN | -0.76 | 69 | 73 |





