








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 553 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,873 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5004 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3908 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4431 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3530 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,494,296 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | polit0; | 60% | 47 |
| #2 | bone | 54% | 83 |
| #3 | -mt-sheep HUEHUE BR | 49% | 75 |
| #4 | Opzim | 49% | 43 |
| #5 | Gh16st | 48% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | polit0; | 60% | 47 |
| #2 | bone | 54% | 83 |
| #3 | -mt-sheep HUEHUE BR | 49% | 75 |
| #4 | Opzim | 49% | 43 |
| #5 | Gh16st | 48% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bone | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Opzim | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bone | 417 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | -mt-sheep HUEHUE BR | 368 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #3 | Gh16st | 155 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | polit0; | 104 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Opzim | 94 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -mt-sheep HUEHUE BR | +1.43 | 61 | 71 |
| #2 | polit0; | +0.53 | 79 | 55 |
| #3 | Gh16st | +0.32 | 68 | 52 |
| #4 | bone | +0.10 | 48 | 77 |
| #5 | Baconnz | -0.16 | 50 | 64 |





