








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 309 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3612 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3321 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2374 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 692 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $700,485 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mrjk | 62% | 60 |
| #2 | Laffen | 60% | 48 |
| #3 | Uleberg - | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | Patrik 12 tagg | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | Langemann95 | 51% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Langemann95 | 310 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | Argent ⭕⃤ | 166 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Winterizr | 120 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mrjk | 114 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Patrik 12 tagg | 81 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patrik 12 tagg | +4.54 | 65 | 62 |
| #2 | Langemann95 | +1.41 | 65 | 55 |
| #3 | Mrjk | +0.79 | 46 | 66 |
| #4 | Winterizr | +0.29 | 68 | 56 |
| #5 | Capsen | -0.51 | 24 | 58 |





