








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 472 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,476 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3373 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2169 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1787 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2147 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,032,790 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 562 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monkey D. Poopy | 85% | 20 |
| #2 | -M- | 80% | 65 |
| #3 | DJ | 79% | 33 |
| #4 | KILDAMN | 75% | 16 |
| #5 | DeathRattle! | 72% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GauRakshak #CLB | +3.98 | 84 | 57 |
| #2 | Monkey D. Poopy | +3.55 | 91 | 48 |
| #3 | GohaNNN | +3.25 | 81 | 66 |
| #4 | DJ | +2.59 | 76 | 71 |
| #5 | -M- | +1.25 | 67 | 60 |





