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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 585 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3883 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2683 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2518 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2256 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $666,463 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1325 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krillekpist | 53% | 89 |
| #2 | BennyVonAnka | 52% | 81 |
| #3 | Bulletz! | Juice.gg | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | Joell | 46% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krillekpist | 53% | 89 |
| #2 | BennyVonAnka | 52% | 81 |
| #3 | Bulletz! | Juice.gg | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | Joell | 46% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joell | 29 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | BennyVonAnka | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | krillekpist | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Bulletz! | Juice.gg | 2 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joell | 576 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | BennyVonAnka | 224 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | krillekpist | 112 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Bulletz! | Juice.gg | 37 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BennyVonAnka | +1.73 | 54 | 55 |
| #2 | Braxxy | +1.57 | 58 | 63 |
| #3 | krillekpist | -0.25 | 64 | 45 |
| #4 | Bulletz! | Juice.gg | -1.70 | 32 | 50 |
| #5 | Joell | -2.62 | 44 | 52 |





