








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 822 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5962 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7486 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5771 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6317 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5278 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,157,146 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 552 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kati | 55% | 364 |
| #2 | nornis | 41% | 78 |
| #3 | Katsumi | 38% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kati | 55% | 364 |
| #2 | nornis | 41% | 78 |
| #3 | Katsumi | 38% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kati | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | nornis | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Katsumi | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kati | 1505 | 0.20 | 35 min |
| #2 | nornis | 303 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | Katsumi | 84 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kati | +2.10 | 89 | 56 |
| #2 | nornis | +0.16 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | Katsumi | -0.25 | 70 | 56 |
| #4 | RaSL | -0.50 | 63 | 68 |





