








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 512 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4912 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4473 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4388 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4334 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $453,622 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 435 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiminaru | 63% | 54 |
| #2 | W.Sippel | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | S!léNT | 59% | 63 |
| #4 | K4fK4 ⛟ | 50% | 56 |
| #5 | n0_n4m3 | 50% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | klijn DVNGER ⛟ | 47% | 131 |
| #8 | Riebel | 46% | 78 |
| #9 | Snow Eagle | 44% | 48 |
| #10 | WuRsTiBoY 凸(O_O)凸 ⛟ | 40% | 20 |
| #11 | ⦣∨⋗∧≶ | 40% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | klijn DVNGER ⛟ | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | rawkz | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | n0_n4m3 | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | K4fK4 ⛟ | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Snow Eagle | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rawkz | 380 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #2 | ⦣∨⋗∧≶ | 252 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | K4fK4 ⛟ | 179 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | klijn DVNGER ⛟ | 177 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | Kiminaru | 91 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InsaneFisherman | +1.67 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | K4fK4 ⛟ | +1.58 | 42 | 58 |
| #3 | n0_n4m3 | +1.46 | 40 | 59 |
| #4 | W.Sippel | +0.11 | 48 | 74 |
| #5 | rawkz | +0.02 | 30 | 67 |





