








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1085 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 614 matches | ||
| Wingman | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 228 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4463 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,570 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10575 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6841 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 8492 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5662 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,019,638 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Habbahabba_Sutsut | 43% | 76 |
| #10 | CokeDragon | 43% | 91 |
| #11 | N4yts | 40% | 85 |
| #12 | Baa | 38% | 42 |
| #13 | Jimoverarm | 37% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Walther^ | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | TopDog 747 | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | N4yts | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | BronxX | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Mulleee | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Walther^ | 767 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | Mulleee | 417 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | BronxX | 258 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | TopDog 747 | 241 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | CokeDragon | 220 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TopDog 747 | +5.37 | 56 | 66 |
| #2 | TopDog The OG | +5.02 | 63 | 68 |
| #3 | BronxX | +2.19 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | CokeDragon | +0.28 | 53 | 59 |
| #5 | Mulleee | -0.43 | 43 | 69 |





